swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

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faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.

Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers

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blowing christmas

A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.

Man I feel shitty... I've been blowing christmas since Monday.

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snollygoster

a shrewd or unpretetious person

lindsay is a snollygoster

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wank

Abbreviation for the West Bank in New Orleans LA

Lets head over to the wank.

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cockgayass

Said by Tenacious D while trying to say 3 words at the same time, cock, gay, ass. Possibly one of the funniest words ever.

Kyle! Why are you such a fucking cockgayass?!?!?

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misc

abbr: miscellaneous

adj.
1. Made up of a variety of parts or ingredients.
2. Having a variety of characteristics, abilities, or appearances.
3. Concerned with diverse subjects or aspects.

Mary: "Hey where did you see that mood rock?"
Frank: "I think its under misc, its called a vdaim"

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