Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

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diabetic

when someone does something that is so sweeet simply calling the occurence sweeet is an overwhelmingly large understatment

Scotty worked his magic johnson stylings for the 5th time tonight! Diabetic

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bogusize

The verb tense of the word bogus.

The act of doing something bogus, or something bogus is being done.

Lets bogusize these bastards and leave them behind.

I'm going to bogusize this joint, and haul ass out!

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swashbuckled

To get completely, bombed, wasted, intoxicated, shitfaced.

Man, did he get swashbuckled last night after downing that 5th of Cpt. Morgan!!

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302

commited to a hospital, clinic,or crisis center against your will also while being 302ed police and or an ambulance might be involved

dam max klein just got 302ed again

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shouldaoughta

A term widley used amongst the uneducated population in northeastern Oklahoma. True meaning: should have.

I shouldaoughta moves that old bus outta my front yard.

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Kokoro

Long for ko, meaning obvious, also known as supernintendo ko

Kokoro, I love you.

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