Hardees

Good Food Bad service, in other words it sucks

Person 1: "I thought you were going to a fast food place, you've been gone an hour"
Person 2: "I did"
Person 1: "Where?"
Person 2: "Hardees"

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retarded

To be tarded twice..

John who is tarded.. is now retarded

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droppin' off the Huxtables

poopin'

Just thinking about doing that rail makes me have to go drop off the Huxtables.

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fmbs

Slag wellies

Jim, look at that tart in her slag wellies

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Juente

Another word for a joint.

Let's go and smoke a big fat Juente at the park near my house, but closer to your house, but further from Frank's mon's house. What do ya say bruva?

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poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

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seek and destroy

1. sumthing you want to do when your really pissed off at sumone
2. an awesome metallica song off their first album, kill 'em all

1. larry pissed me off, its time to seek and destroy.
2. listen to seek and destroy by metallica, great f**kin song

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