chubophile

someone who likes to room with topless fat people; different from a homochubophile who likes to room and have deviant thoughts about topless fat people.

when you're sharing a room at a conference to save your company $ and your roommate 'forgets' his tshirt and asks if its ok to prance around topless, exposing ample belly (even though he works out)...he wants to make sure you're not a chubophile or more nervously checks to make sure you're not a homochubophile

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Derived from Ph33r, which means ultimate fear

Katie |>|-|34|2s cactuar

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codger

An elderly person. Can also be a person of name Margret who has red hair and is quite dumb.

Woah dude maggies such a codger

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Shagari

an abnormally tall and ugly man who can't control the volume or pitch of his voice; has no athletic ability; a native of the Tinka tribe in Western Nigeria; enjoys hunting gazelles and having sex with zebras; will occasionally block a shot or two but come on his arm are fucking 8 feet long

Shagari is probably the worst player in college basketball.

Did you see that kindergartner school Shagari.

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berserker

Somebody who gets smashed and possibly turns violent before or after doing so. Named after Norse warriors who would get intoxicated using liquor, then fight to the death.

More modern use makes reference to people who more self-disregard and less focus on fighting or violence, and berserkers usually will do all types of drugs.

Steve: Hey, have you seen Dave?

Me: Not for a few months... Who knows? That kid's a damn berserker.

Steve: Yeah, he's been drinking a lot more lately.

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sean hannity

Mouthpiece for the Neocon agenda with little regard for truth or others.

Leaking Democratic memoranda that was stolen by clandestine methods from Senate computers.

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fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.

#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!

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