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Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
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MAKEUP DONE COMPLETELY FLAWLESS AND IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU FIX IT INSTANTLY
WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG WHEN DOING YOUR MAKEUP??
BECUASE I LIKE TO DO STRAIGHT MAKEUP
when you are a teenager and you living like a rockstar which includes drinking smoking doing drugs and fucking a lot
Dude do you remember that teenage wildlife we lived when we were in highschool
Of course I do I tell you that was good times
when you get so melancholy you crying
Person 1 I really had an melancholy day today I had melancholy climax in class it was so annoying
Person 2 relatable I hate it when I get melancholy climax
The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker
when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man
I really feel like an cracked actor lately
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one of multiple celebrities I would like to fuck but never will because they're dead
Damn I wish I was born in a different time so I maybe could fuck Dee Dee Ramone