Coldplay

1) A band, which I must say, has become overrated, nonetheless a good band. I personally greatly enjoy their music.

It's argued greatly on this site whether Coldplay or Radiohead is a better band. I prefer Coldplay, but Radiohead is also a good band. You can like either, no one gives a shit. Quit arguing about it.

2) Apparently some form of sexual act that has to do with cold objects. Ex. Ice Cubes

1) Coldplay fan: How's it going chum? I like Coldplay, very great in my opinion.
Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more.
Coldplay fan: Well that's cool.

Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES! Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI

Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG

2) I shove Icecubes up my urethra. Daily. It hurts to piss.

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