Incompicitent

Adjective: “in-com-pissi-tant.”

The act of being inconspicuous and incompetent, however, the word applies exclusively to omnipotent beings.

“John God is so incredibly incompicitent. It’s rather surprising for the god of gods”

Kieran

A big, sexy boy, with rather bolunctuose blubes, filled with the straightest of spaghetti noodles.

That man over there is quite the Kieran, if you catch my drift.

Pringle

A word used for people often short or small, flaky (or bumpy), and inauthentic, or manufactured, depending on the person.

Ostrich 1 to Ostrich 2: “Ostrich 6 is so gross.”

Ostrich 2: “What a Pringle!”