for real

Can be used in place of "yes."

"Are you coming to watch the jelly-wrestling Brian?"

"For real, man."

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shibblze

cool, sweet, shibby

That song is off da hizzle shibblze.

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Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

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spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.

i smoke the spliff

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CORT

a turtle with sunglasses.

Let's go to the pet shop and buy a Cort!

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Grumple

A character from the Simpsons episode Kill Gil that is based on the Grinch. Homer tries to stop the grumple from ruining Christmas during a holiday-show-on-ice. The grumple then tries to hunt Homer down and presumably kill him. As the Grumple says, "Grumpley Grumpley Groo, I'll use your blood to make my stew!" In the end of the episode, the Grumple family visits the Simpsons and sings with them.

Look out! It's the Grumple!

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Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

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