cock snot

gooey semen. ie snot like consistency substance secreted from the cock

You look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch.

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slurp

slurp; the act of performing oral sex.

The girl slurped pj for 2 hours.

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High Rollaz

Punk ass crew from Yakima WA attempting to stunt and get thems' some bitches while actually--as is known to everyone but themselves--being a bunch of poor, broke, ghetto motherfucking pussy ass bitches and faggots. Every one of them. Hey, I can live in the hood and have nothing and be nothing--including the respect of those around me--and give myself a flashy name too, but, well, I still wouldn't be shit or have shit. Tisk tisk tisk, like an ignorant six year old pretending to be batman, let them live in their magic happy fantasy world. It's pathetic really.

Hi, I'm Julius from the high rollaz. I talk about rolling with cases of Hypno, but not only have I never owned or seen a case of hypno, I don't know where to purchase a case of hypno. Woops, I sure do look like a camel. Or Beatle Juice.

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clol

a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don't want to hurt their feelings by saying "that wasn't funny" but you also don't want them to think it was funny by saying "lol" it is very useful because most people will look at "clol" and assume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what "clol" means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
All of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.

someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what's clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i'm so glad it's finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)

(NOTE: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the "what's clol?" question

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huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

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'spect

Shortened version of "respect." Can be used to say something is cool, or as a general agreement.

"I just shagged your mum."
"'Spect, dude. Well done, she's well frigid."

"Are you coming to the pub?"
"'Spect to that" (Yes I am)

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monopoly

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy

Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.

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