PDST

Abbreviation of Post Dramatic Stress Disorder.
The stress and anxiety caused by living through an event that was overly dramatized and exaggerated.

Jess can't go to Starbucks anymore because they got her order wrong and now she has PDST.

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Gassive Aggressive

Alternate definition:
The act of pretending to be a nice person while interacting with others, then quietly farting before walking away.

Since Dave took that salesman job, he's become really gassive aggressive. If the person he's dealing with is rude or obnoxious, he stays next to them until he can fart and let's it rip as soon as the interaction is finished. He even changed his diet to be more gaseous.

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