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Term used to describe a police academy.
"Why do I smell bacon here?"
"That's because the State Pig Farm is in this neighbourhood."
A nickname given to Australian soldiers, in particular the infantry.
This is because, like a wombat, it "eats roots, shoots and leaves."
"And now, here, we observe the Australian Combat Wombat in the preliminary manouvers of it's mating ritual."
1) Oral Sex
2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.
"Hey! How about a headjob?"
"Hey, Headjob! How's it hanging?"
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The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
A level of stupid that is truly worthy of Homer Simpson
Tony Abbot has reached a level of Homeric stupidity that is truly remarkable in a politician.
Resident of the Australian State of New South Wales. The term was created by the residents of the Australian State of Queensland in retaliation for a sports article by a Sydney-based journalist describing the Queensland Rugby League State of Origin team as advancing as relentlessly as cane toads. In response it was stated that the New South Wales team had scattered like cockroaches hit with a spray of Baygon ( an insect spray) and the term stuck.
This year we shall utterly defeat those cockroaches!