coon bashing

coon bashing: driving around with your friends out in the country at night, looking for eye glare. when you see the eyes you pull up and everyone jumps out and uses their coon bashing sticks (golf clubs, baseball bats..) and beats the piss out of the coon. then you pick it up and throw it in the back of the truck (to tally up at the end of the night, mostly because your not going to remember most of it thanks to milwaukee's best) and go find another one

Isnt wisconsin boring? what do you boys do for fun?

well we usually grab out gear and a 30 pack and go coon bashing.

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