The Poodle

-phrase used in reference to John F. Kerry (D-MA).

John Kerry is a rich woman's pet! Let's just refer to him as The Poodle.

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-se

An all-purpose suffix added to the end of proper nouns to denote a Goatse-esque modification of said noun.

See "goatse" for further information.

"The beastiality enthusiast forever searched for photos of catse and dogse."

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Amber Tamblyn

That dead girl in the closet from "The Ring."

What if God were one of us?

He probably wouldn't be dead in a closet.

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Phil Collins

Here's the deal: Phil Collins can't fucking sing. He's a great drummer, but he just plain can't fucking sing. What he *can* do, however, is apply a cheap 80s reverb filter so that people go ZOMG WHAT A GREAT VOICE!!11! What, you seriously thing think that 'great vocalists' echo when they sing?

"I looooove--oh fuck, someone turn the filter on quick."

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