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A righteous dickslap to the face
scooby snack haiku:
here's a scooby snack
gotta keep my pimp hand strong
where's my money, ho?
15π 45π
Ungodly large. Of a humongus or extreme size. Disproptionately and unnecessarily large.
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a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya
maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course
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Someone who is adicted to Sard Wonder Soap and is constantly cleaning with Sard Wonder Soap.. They live their life by it.
"my mum is doing the washing agin...i think shes a saadict"
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to slap some one in the back of thier neck hard after they say somthing madd dumb.
ru serious...u deserve a neck..SLLAAAPP!
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What I desire a lot of the time, though I rather prefer booty more often. These are the big or small squishy attractive things on a girl's/woman's chest.
Also see fun bags, jugs, boobs, tits, and knockers.
I liked to stare at her boobies a lot
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