Englweh

An acient Korean weapon manufactured in Richmond.

"Stand back or ill hit you with my Englweh!"

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kiss my ass bitch

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

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withoutreason

A person who whacks off to gay hentai and masterbates in the laundry room while washing his panties

Today withoutreason stuck a metal rod up his ass while getting off on gay hentai

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eggjob

an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"

so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like

eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this

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fina

Fixing to (do) something

-->Fixin' ta ---> Fina

I'm fina go play ball.

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kaity

A egotistical bi*ch that needs to keep her nose out of other peoples business.

Haha, stop acting like Kaity!

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floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

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