invader

2 fingers in the pink 2 fingers in the stink named after the classic wrestler VADER it was his symbol

Dude, use the invader on that chick.

Did you just invade Sarah?

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renu

Eye product that gives you fungus and you will be permanently blind if you use this, or you will need an corneal transplant.

I have serious irritation and redness in my eye, it is from ReNu.

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crawler

an uncut cock.

Jason has a small crawler.

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hapidooya

Also, saying "Happy New Year" after 3 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Patron, 2 top shelf Margaritas, and a bottle of champagne

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you've had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else"

Drunk: "hapidooya!!!"

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Whody

Whody means that anyone in "whody" will own j00 and decimate all.

FTP/WFO just got Owned by a WHODY

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werd

random word u say to resonde to some one u find annoying

annoying person: Hi, wats up... dawg
you: Werd!! (translation: shut the fuck up u annoying fag)

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Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

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