Shit Yourself

(v) - to push so hard as to defecate in one's undergarments unintentionally.

Oh my God Larry, I think i just shit myself.

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bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

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Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

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Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

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o-hey!

An exclamation usually spoken when you see a really hot girl and you want to let her and the people around you know what you are looking at.

O-hey!, that chick is fuckin dope!

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space-cricket

A cricket from the outer depths of space, from the planet Insectatron 78. They have pointy little teeth, but they don't eat babies (much).

Holy cow, here comes a space-cricket!

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Tangerize

When a male drops an intense fart while the female is in mid-orgasm.

"I can't believe that guy tried to tangerize me last night!"

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