schlitzohred

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.

To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.

"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."

teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!

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George W. Bush

The Man who is going to win the election on November 2nd.

Let's Have Four More Years!

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Snunt

This word derives from the two separate word Snot and Cunt. To be both Snot and a Cunt would mean you have reached snuntness. Typically Snunts are strictly female but have been used on occasional instances towards a homosexual(s).

That lady has been a real Snunt at work!

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Daddy sex

Also known as daddy-son sex. Gay sex with an older man, often includes role playing.

I picked up this hot silver-haired man and we had hot daddy sex all night long.

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Get Awesome

The act of getting drunk.

Im gonna get awesome tonight

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Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

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rimjob

eric cartmans mom

put your legs behind your head and your ass is licked

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