skrizzle-dizzle

whatever you want it to mean

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poot

A fancy Person's Fart

(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.

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xxx

1) Pornographic material
2) Roman numeral for 30
3) Three strikes in a row in bowling; turkey
4) A terrible movie starring Vin Diesel
5) Signifying "straight-edge"

1) Dude, that's some wack xxx!
2) Dude, my favorite number is XXX!
3) Dude, I bowled a XXX!
4) Dude, I hate that movie, xXx!
5) Dude, he doesn't do drugs, he's XXX!

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mobbing

Driving around with your friends and/or bitches, bumping music, having a good time, and hopefully picking up some more bitches.

Chase and I went mobbing last night and picked up some hoes.

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scooby snack

A righteous dickslap to the face

scooby snack haiku:
here's a scooby snack
gotta keep my pimp hand strong
where's my money, ho?

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bigazzmfin

Ungodly large. Of a humongus or extreme size. Disproptionately and unnecessarily large.

That girl bigazzmfin jugs.

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desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya

maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course

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