tick

To get some playing time in a sports game.

That dude is garbage. He gets no tick.

9👍 16👎

Santa's Lil' Helper

A modified Wobbly H. A sexual position which includes, but does not limit it to 2 males and 1 female. The female sits on the first males lap and begins to ride him from a sitting doggystyle position. The 2nd male then walks up to the girl who is riding the first male inserts his cock in her mouth. Thus, man 1 being Santa, and male 2 being his helper. (She must have been a naughty girl).

"Oh yeah, she definately needs to experience Santa's Lil' Helper."

12👍 8👎

fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts

damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker

20👍 15👎

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

561👍 250👎

Q

1. The bald, old scientist in the James Bond movies who always had the coolest inventions but none of the girls. 2. A hi-tech nerd with no game.

Nate Byrne is the ultimate Q.

572👍 405👎

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

6👍 2👎

Roighter

a person whose right arm is strong because they jack off alot. theese people are pathetic.

1.he is so desperate he became a roighter
2.he got cock blocked, guess hes gonna be a roighter
3.at least im not a roighter

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