crapify

To render something crappy; to make something not as enjoyable

"Dude, that fool is really crapifying this party."

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lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.

Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.

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orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.

John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.

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lady

One of the best things in the world. A female who you really care about. Synonym of wifey. Opposite of hoe.

U gotta treat ur lady good.

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homomexual

1. n. a mexican that recieves sexual pleasure from the same sex.

Jose' tried to touch my crotch. He must be a homomexual.

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Pimp

A guy who is extremly admirable. Especially good with the ladies.

"Yo check him out wit all the hunnies! What a pimp!"

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Gee Plan

A horrible band that likes to label themselves as punk rock but really all they are is gee and french. Many people reffer to them as Simple Plan but they should be reffered to as Gee Plan from now on to rep thuur tru geeness.

"Have you heard Gee Plan's new song?"
"yeah it's pretty gee"
"tru"

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