gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

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aliquippa

A former steel boomtown located 20 miles north of Pittsburgh. Used to have one of the best school disticts in the nation until the still mills all closed down. Now a huge huge slum, except for the area on the hill. Its main street is basically the place to deal drugs and shit..No real legitate businesses there. They all moved to the heights area.

If one must go to Aliquippa, they must go with caution.

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Tiziana

Greek goddess of boobs

all hail tiziana, goddess of the heavenly fun-bags!!!

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yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

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hed

oral sex

Sharry gave Sam hed

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slug

When a guy leaves a cum trail from a girls mouth her her clit, like a slug.

I busted long and slow while I gave her a slug.

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jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

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