sasquatch

a beautiful, hot, smart, cool, funny, pulchritudinous, admirable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, lovely, magnificent, marvelous, nice, pleasing, pretty, pulchritudinous, radiant, ravishing, refined, resplendent, shapely, sightly, splendid, statuesque, stunning, sublime, superb, symmetrical, taking, well-formed, wonderful girl/lady/woman... oh and she has to hav a nice bon bon too

jaymee is a sasquatch cuz she has a nice bon bon

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finland

I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."

You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam

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timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

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puckers

The wrinkles on the edge of your asshole

When you shave your ass-crack, I can see your puckers

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pray

N. 1 To talk to God 2 Get down on your knees and ask God for forgiveness

"Why do so many people pray to God on Sunday.......his day off......."

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bologna cakes

meat stacked in a pie form or that son of bitch who called me fat

fat ugly guy-hey man i just kicked ur ass
you-o thats bologna cakes

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sni

sni is an abreviation for spontanious nut itch, also known as spontanious nad itch. which simply means a random itching of the testicular area. this includes the pubic area and genitalia

"BAHHHHHHHHHHH i just got a major SNI, scratch my nuts for me will ya?"

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