Lie

My existence

D: + my life = 2 X D:

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Get Awesome

The act of getting drunk.

Im gonna get awesome tonight

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Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

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rimjob

eric cartmans mom

put your legs behind your head and your ass is licked

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foggels

when you place your testicals over someones eyes to blind them. The same way a pilot uses foggels to practice blind flying.

My wife said that the light was to bright in the bed room, so I gave her some foggels to help her vision.

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double

Another mountain biker slang word indicates how many holes you would like to enter a woman by single the normal way and double through both the front and back bottom! And tripple is mouth front bottom and back bottom

"She deserves double dont you agree"

"look at the ass on that she would take double dont you think?"

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eggs over easy

penis under balls same as beans over frank

i call this one eggs over easy

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