merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

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headiness

Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.

I use the word headiness, so it is obvious I have no frontal lobes.

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gerbilling

stuffing a tube in one's anus and forcing a poor gerbil to die in a persons ass

dude i went gerbiling last nite and the gerbil is still in my ass

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int.

internet

ya, we downloaded it off the int.

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hooplah

false. full of crap. a bunch of baloney.

Oh that's a bunch of hooplah. (again, best said with a gay twang)

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hooplah

the sound poop would make were it to come out of your mouth

HOOOOOPLAAAAHH (best said with a gay twang)

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scorched

A hot, sexy piece of ass

Wow, he must be scorched!

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