mtv

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.

here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.

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small penis

a short man with hardly a cock.

Jerry: "Man! Nick you have got one SMALL PENIS!"
Nick: "I thought 1.5 inches was long?!"

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snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

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stalkery

Looking up peoples homes from satelite pictures.

Looking at satelite pictures of peoples homes???? That's stalkery!!!

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Chabo

Generally refers to a greazy guy who thinks as himself as being pretty smooth. Chabos are easily identified by gold chains, immense amounts of hairgel and intense amounts of cologne.

Check out those chabos drinking Long Island Iced Teas...

I wonder what kind of IROC that Chabo drives.

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oopsie

While farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but I had an oopsie instead!

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WHALE!

anna nichole smith

anna is such a whale except she cant swim but still

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