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tessellation

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap

look a my tessellation

by RYan November 25, 2003

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Pimp dick

When your penis is used in a females vagina quite frequently

Damn Bill's got a crazy pimp dick

by RYan April 20, 2005

53👍 16👎

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.

As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.

by RYan March 9, 2005

123👍 29👎

asstoris

The very sensitive portions of a guy's back portals that are damaged when he either has the beer shits, ate something like Taco Bell, or both has the beer shits and ate something like Taco Bell. May hang out like Roast Beef or may just result in the need for the H Bomb, aka Preparation H.

Man, what's wrong you were in there (bathroom) for a while! Reply: Yeah, I tore up my asstoris.

by RYan December 29, 2005