withoutreason

A person who whacks off to gay hentai and masterbates in the laundry room while washing his panties

Today withoutreason stuck a metal rod up his ass while getting off on gay hentai

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sum 41

a awesome sounding rock band that gets called fake punks whhen they never atually said they where a punk band.

sum 41 kicks major ass

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Carry Hawkins

AIDS or an infection, also used to express something dirty or diseased

Carry Hawkins is AIDS.

or

Dude, that thing looks Carry Hawkins!

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tap dat shit fo sho

1.Meaning to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite(or same whichever you perfer) sex.

2. to tap one's "shit" as in ass

"Dayum nukka, i'd like to tap dat shit fo sho."

"Which one, da one in the white top?"

"Nukka fo sho!"

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crutchmonger

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

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Corey Harris

Also known as a fetus, one who is constant when saying, doing, or just attempting stupid things. One who may engulf any digestible matter within arms reach. May be relative to jesus.

That faget fetus just ate all my food!

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Underdog

60's cartoon of a superdog. Always spoke in rhymes. Constantly had to save his loved Polly Purebread from archenemy Simon Barr Sinister.

Person 1:Look, in the sky, it's a bird
Person 2:It's a Plane
Person 3:It's a frog......
Person 1&2:A frog?

Underdog: Nor bird, nor plane, nor even frog......just little ole me ....UNDERDOG!!! HIP HIP AND AWAY!!

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