Triceratops

A sexual position where only the index, middle, and pinky fingers are used. The first two fingers are inserted into the vagina and the remaining one is shoved up the ass.

Chris Miller: I just want to give that woman the "Triceratops."
Us: Shut up, Miller

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guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.

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sublime

the best of its kind; completely unique or inspiring

also the greatest band on the planet. if you dont know them, listen to them.
(see songs-dont push,romeo,40 oz to freedom, boss dj)

sublime is sublime to everything else

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Shit Yourself

(v) - to push so hard as to defecate in one's undergarments unintentionally.

Oh my God Larry, I think i just shit myself.

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bert mccracken

Once a homeless drug abusing teenager, now a god

Gwadgy

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Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

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Fired the manager

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

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