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Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner

I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller

by Ryan November 13, 2003


rimjob

eric cartmans mom

put your legs behind your head and your ass is licked

by ryan June 04, 2004


foggels

when you place your testicals over someones eyes to blind them. The same way a pilot uses foggels to practice blind flying.

My wife said that the light was to bright in the bed room, so I gave her some foggels to help her vision.

by Ryan November 23, 2004


pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 09, 2005


clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.

She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.

by ryan February 27, 2004


throataria

This word describes the status of your head, nose, throat when you think you have a cold but you're not sure and you just continue drinking anyway

You don't sound so good. Yeah, I have throataria or something. (Follow up by sipping beer.)

by Ryan December 29, 2004


turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003