couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

3504👍 416👎

Buzzle

The act one does when seeking the attainment of scoon

I am going to buzzle that scoon
Scoonbuzzler
Scoon

44👍 28👎

gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

10👍 16👎

aliquippa

A former steel boomtown located 20 miles north of Pittsburgh. Used to have one of the best school disticts in the nation until the still mills all closed down. Now a huge huge slum, except for the area on the hill. Its main street is basically the place to deal drugs and shit..No real legitate businesses there. They all moved to the heights area.

If one must go to Aliquippa, they must go with caution.

83👍 22👎

Nike

A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.

person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha

1166👍 769👎

sash widow

In the gay leather community, there are regional 'Mr. Leather' contests which are similar to beauty contests. The winner of the contest becomes Mr. Leather by receiving a leather sash and has to attend to special events like a celebrity, such as gay pride parades and fundraisers. He getsso busy being a sex symbol for the community that his partner is often forgotten, overshadowed or alone in the crowd. His partner then becomes the 'sash widow'.

Marc & Thom have been together for five years, and now that Marc is 'Mr. Leather', Thom is a sash widow.

6👍 1👎

Ghetto Stomp

The act of crushing one with your foot, and screaming out, " GHETTO STOMP!"

I'll ghetto stomp your stupid ass if you don't pay up.

296👍 85👎