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The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
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An idiot in one form or another that drives like a complete imbecile.
"c'mon Flapjack, get with the program and pick a damned lane!"
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"KRUNK PUNCH" A (secret)special Blend of mixed alcohol, Along with certian natural citrus additives. Most notably for getting one drunk very quick without realizing it untill it hits you.
oh jeez, i drank too much krunk pun---Blahhhh..........huuh blahhhh... blah. - spit. blah
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an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"
so i was talking to eggjob, and he was like
eggjob: ....nobody but us is ever going to read this
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A egotistical bi*ch that needs to keep her nose out of other peoples business.
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