BMW M3

A car that no other can compare to. The Luxury of BMWs and the speed the exceeds that of a Corvette.

My BMW M3 is better than your Benz.

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one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

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Nene

Someone who abandons you for another

She stopped talking to me to be with her supposed "Boyfriend", she is such a fucking Nene

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peng bo

I: A Chinese male springboard diver who made his mark in the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens. A short and humble man, suprisingly (to his critics only) took a gold medal proudly back to China.

II: The best rounded athelete to ever live.

Also See: Badass

"Ryan, call Peng Bo up, we need to congratulate him on the dive."


"It has seemed that Peng Bo has unstrapped his speedo to reveal a tatoo marked "DIXON"" - Olympic Announcer

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turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

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Polygamy

See Utah or Mormons

The Mormons in Utah are a bunch of polygomists

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supercalafragilisticexpialadocious

That weird word from Marry Poppins that nobody cares about because that movie sucks.

Some supercalafragilisticexpialadocious guy who likes to say crap words from Marry Poppins.

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