hapidooya

Also, saying "Happy New Year" after 3 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Patron, 2 top shelf Margaritas, and a bottle of champagne

Bartender: "Sir, I'm sorry, but you've had way too much to drink, and we cannot serve you anything else"

Drunk: "hapidooya!!!"

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Whody

Whody means that anyone in "whody" will own j00 and decimate all.

FTP/WFO just got Owned by a WHODY

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werd

random word u say to resonde to some one u find annoying

annoying person: Hi, wats up... dawg
you: Werd!! (translation: shut the fuck up u annoying fag)

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Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.

(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....

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drrrrr

What a retard says......

"drrrrr" (said the retard as he stabs himself)

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Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

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have fun in bed

Usually means 'good night', used when dismissing friends at a social gathering.

"Have fun in bed", I said to my mom, as she retired for the night.

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