Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

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SALT

Derivative from the act of "throwing salt" on one's game, any case in which one might deprecate another and embarrasingly so.

"Quit throwing S-A-L-T all over my G-A-M-E!"

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Molo

Defined originall by a small town swim team, molo came to be the worst insult possible. Roughly translates to "a chach who can't get his head out of his dick stretched anus."

You molo.
He's such a molo.

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Piyomp

Same as the definition for "Pimp"
1) Something badass, "pimped out"
2) Awesome or cool
3) $Bling$ $Bling$

"y0 man, that Civic is PIYOMP with those spinnah's!"
"That Escalade be PIYOMP if you got dose twenny-foes"

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Religion

Cult. In the views of an athiest... it is a cult that controls everyone but who claims true athiesm.

Man, look at that religion goin off and killin demselves.

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Perthed

A verb originating from the small world phenomenon. Normally six degrees of separation are said to connect everybody, but one only needs to go about three degrees to connect the residents of Perth, Western Australia (remotest mainland city in the world) to each other. Usually the residents are quite surprised when they discover that .

"My head's still spinning from being Perthed again this weekend!"

"Wow, my parents' neighbour is the hospital, in the bed next to my wife. What a Perthing!"
(ie, the chain is wife-speaker-parents-neighbour)

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Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head

Cory just goated that goat!

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