couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

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Buzzle

The act one does when seeking the attainment of scoon

I am going to buzzle that scoon
Scoonbuzzler
Scoon

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bubingah

N. - An awesome rock band

Bubinging V. - The art of being an awesome rock band that rules and is also good and such.

For a fresh example visit: www.bubingah.com

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poo dragon

The king of all poo's

You are a poo dragon, seriously!

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Tiziana

Greek goddess of boobs

all hail tiziana, goddess of the heavenly fun-bags!!!

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yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

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hed

oral sex

Sharry gave Sam hed

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