bocephus

(n.) a person who has done something stupid, or fucked up something.
(v.) to describe something that is not quite right.

The man that caused the accident is bocephus. My car is bocephus because it broke down.

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shat

old english word for shit

thoust shat upon thy self in thy most fearfull way

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Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

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comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.

1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.

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bumbaclot

Jamaican patois meaning blood clot. One of the worst expletive in Jamaican language.

Yo, go suck your mother you fucking bumbaclot.

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small penis

a short man with hardly a cock.

Jerry: "Man! Nick you have got one SMALL PENIS!"
Nick: "I thought 1.5 inches was long?!"

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snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

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