militode

One who rejects the suggestion to get a fucking life.

Kate asked, "What does militode mean, Rach?" Rachel replied, "Brett."

ledgend

big dave

big daves a "ledgend"

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H-B Woodlawn Program

according to the person who wrote definition #3...."who are the real sluts here?" uhh HELLO, where are your eyes THE ENTIRE TIME YOUR AT SCHOOL? in case you havnet noticed, about 80% of the girls who go to YHS where unbelievably short skirts, and really revealing tank tops....dont be jelous of HB just because we dont have a dress code....and about sex in the gym office...yeah...never happens, so suck it up and just admit HB's better.....we know you know its better, your just too damn cocky to realize it

hmm.....blowjobs in the bathrooms sound familiar???

all the damn time....

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Maine

1) The state where boredom should be the capital.
2) Where the moose are more aggressive than the opposite sex.
and...
3) Where it is nice out 4 days out of the year.

Maine, the way life SHOULDNT be!

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Sugarbear

noun. (1) a human male who exhibits many character traits and behaviours of a friendly bear; (2) a human male whose personality is sweet as honey and who has a particular penchant for real maple syrup; (3) a human male who has superior physical form, is very muscular but also good at cuddling - like a bear; (4) a human male who has optimal intellectual capacity and an ability to engage in stimulating thought and conservation on any subject; (5) a rare human male - there is only ONE - who is the PERFECT boyfriend for me.

My Sugarbear, who shall remain unnamed.

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double duce juice

you drop the first duce and then it comes around in a sneak attack and you have no way of knowing that it is coming and you shit your PANTS!!!!

At the party there was bean dip and that spelt trouble from the start but he ate it anyways and DOUBLE DUCED all over his leg!! So we had to leave!!

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cheesey tacos

a taco, with cheese

used in many ways. a multi-purpose phrase conveniently used when the real answer to a question is unknown.

We should go buy some cheesey tacos!

-what should we do next?
-eat cheesey tacos??!!

-how much time did it take to make this?
-.....cheesey tacos?

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