knife fag

Someone who constantly looks for an excuse to use their knife to accomplish trivial tasks that could easily be solved using you bare hands/teeth.

Dave: "Oh sweet a pack of skittles!"

*Pulls out knife from belt clip*

Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"

Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."

Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."

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