G-d

Apparently the way some people of the Jewish faith spell "God." For those wishing to know exactly why they appear to consider the letter "o" so objectionable, it will take a more learned person than I to tell you.

The warranty also does not extend to cover any malfunction caused by, or resulting from, abnormal environmental conditions, unauthorized service, improper maintenance, modifications or repairs by the customer, abuse, misuse, neglect, accident, fire flood or other acts of G-d, or incorrect line voltage.

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free yayo

1. A plea or demand for the release of G-Unit's Tony Yayo from prison (he's out by now).

2. Cocaine that you don't have to pay for.

1. Free Yayo! He's sick of tossing his cellmate's salad.

2. This guy was nice enough to give me some free yayo after I tossed his salad.

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homophobe

George W. Bush

"Hey, have you heard? Bush is gonna try to make sure that gay people can never get married legally, and he says he's doing it because gay marriage is a threat to marriages between straight people. That's crap--how can a couple of gay people getting married possibly interfere with me and my girlfriend's wedding plans? He's just doing it 'cause he's a homophobe."

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my humps

The title of a Black Eyed Peas song which was stupidly released as a single. While the two preceding singles ("Don't Phunk With My Heart" and "Don't Lie") were all right, history will remember the moment the video for this song hit the airwaves as the moment when the BEP officially jumped the shark.

WILL.I.AM (rapping in "My Humps"): "I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff/Milky, milky cocoa/
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff/Milky, milky riiiiiiight."

LISTENER #1:"Oh, how clever, Will.i.am is using the combination of chocolate cereal and white milk as an analogy for a black man and white woman fucking! How clever!"

LISTENER #2: (smacks his hand against his forehead in exasperation, rendered speechless by the stupidity around him)

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Crunk & B

According to Ciara, it's Crunk with a little R&B mixed in: Crunk & B.

Lil' Jon says that Ciara is the "First Lady of Crunk & B"

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shareef

I just learned what that song was written about.

After the Ayatollah Khomeini started ruling Iran, one of the first things he did was to ban rock 'n' roll since he considered it a bad and corruptive influence.

The Clash wrote "Rock The Casbah" in response. So "Shareef" was the Ayatollah, even though that wasn't his real first name.

There's a computer-generated Shareef head in the cafe in Back To The Future II.

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