cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.

Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

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fluffing

The act of increasing your friends' self-esteem by complimenting him or flirting with him, even if you have no real interest in dating him.

Don't worry about me and Eric, I was just fluffing him up.

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screen shopping

Simply window shopping on the internet, looking through your computer screen rather than through an actual window.

I spend all my time screen shopping on Amazon.com.

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confuddle

Merge of the words 'confused' and 'befuddle.'

Origin unknown; I have claimed to have created it before to my friend, who had also claimed the same.

This class confuddles me.

I am confuddled.

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anti-fadding

Hating something for the fact that everybody else likes it, not for the fact that the "thing" is good or bad.

For instance, hating a band even though you've never even heard their music simply because everyone loves the band.

He's anti-fadding, because he likes Final Fantasy himself, but he claims to hate it because he hates the fanbase.

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