keynoard

(noun) A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA.

They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.

The flock of keynoards sat around the table in the basement and were making their constitution rolls.

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Slutty Grandma

See also hoe bag, whore, and Great Dane

Wrinkly, 200 year old hag that has sex with younger people.

Opal: Millie is such a slutty grandma! I wouldn't let her babysit my kids anyday!

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gas station

an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.

They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.

-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.

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Bork

1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear

You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!

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gut-feel

(noun;verb;adverb)

n. A secret art of rubbing an obese stomach on household objects that is only known by a select few guys; being able to know for sure about something, psychic

v. The act of rubbing objects against an obese stomach.

adj. used to describe the subject that is doing the rubbing on an object.

N. Abe has the power to gut-feel.

V. Jim began to gut-feel everything in his house naked.

ADJ. Gut-feeling Abe gut-feeled everything in his house naked, including his keyboard.

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blop

(adjective)A large group of people; a huge quantity of something; an unnecessary amount.

Lindsey stood in the blop of people at break time.

Alan put a blop of sour cream on his baked potato.

There was a huge blop of jelly on Ken's face.

A blop of oranges were on the ground.

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asshat

1. (adjective) used to describe someone who has pissed you off.

2. (noun) A type of formalwear worn on the buttox of a man or women during sex. )see also top hat)

3. Martha Stewart after and before her prison break.

1. Merv is such an asshat! He sunk my yacht with a stick of dynamite!

2. Alex put on his asshat as he was mounting Gary for the first time.

3. Martha sold her IMCLONE stock and she went to jail. The asshat then proceeded to break out.

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