Fuck ya pasta

The ultimate diss. Italian twist on fuck ya motha. Another way to say fuck you, but in the Italian way.

You go to the bathroom at a bar, and written on the wall is “fuck ya pasta!”

If your pasta is not salted, then fuck ya pasta!

Someone tells you that you are bad in bed, you respond with, “fuck ya pasta!”

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Equipenicle

When your penis and testicles are the same size. Can be large or small, but both are equal in size.

The doctor said “oh he’s got a bad case of equipenicle.”

My brother has a chode, but at least his balls are normal size. I suffer from equipenicle.