Wifit

Wifit (ˈwī fit -fit s plural)

1. When the Wi-Fi isn't working or it's acting sketchy.

"Wifi is down and I'm bout to have a Wifit."

"I been trying to get on Twitter all damn day... My Wifi is giving me a the Wifits!"

" I got nothing but pixels my Wifi is having a Wifit."

Dickle

Dick·le /ˈdik(ə)l/ : 1. A small penis. 2. Being tickled with a penis. 3. When you can't decide between two men.

Dick·le /ˈdik(ə)l/ :

1. A small penis; "Big feet my ass boyfriend has a Dickle."

2. Being tickled with a penis; "I'm good gurl my man woke me up this morning with a Dickle, Hayyyy."

3. When you can't decide between two men. "They both fine as hell... gurl, I'm in a Dickle."

Tatted

When something or someone is permanent or a constant and cannot be changed or removed without great difficulty.

"Yo, wifey is tatted on you brah."

"Your boss is a tatted dick erry day!"

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SADS

Sexual Attention Deficit Syndrome

Dude I'm sad because I have SADS duh."

Unfuckingfortunately

It is no with the highest level of sarcasm.

My ex found a new place, in my complex unfuckingfortunately....

trip

to stumble and possibly fall

"oh man, the other day i lost my footing which caused me to trip"

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