dirty nev

To lace an unsuspecting friends drink with a shot of fresh semen. Usually done to a drink such as Baileys, Tequila Rose or Guinness where the consistency can be hidden better.

“Jesus Christ Tony, I think Carl has Dirty Nev’d me. That Baileys went down like a salty raw egg”.

dirty craddy

For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.

“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”

“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”

“Legend, sir. Legend”