whitehead

An old person. Characterized by their white hair and lack of driving skills.

Driver: It sure is a beutiful day.

Passenger: Holy shit, watch out for that whitehead!!

Driver: -swerves to avoid head-on collision- Thanks man. That old fucker almost killed us.

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baggy capris

Overly baggy athletic or jean shorts worn by urban males that are so long, they come down to the middle of the shin.

White guy: "Look at that nigger's shorts, they look like baggy capris"
Other white guy: -shakes head and sighs-

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