Lauren

Just a spider

"See that Lauren, she is a spider"

Random person: "You know what? I like spiders"
Lauren: "Yes I am a spider"

Adam

A person who says random shit. Has a worrying obsession with Ninjas and 50" flat screen TVs mounted to ceilings

Literally Everyone: "..."
Adam: "What if ninjas where invisible"

Adam: I am going to buy a 50" TV and mount in to my ceiling to watch anime