Westoid

Imagine you write "Kurva" somewhere on the internet, and someone has the guts to correct you with "*Kurwa", even though every language other than Polish and their dialects spell it "Kurva".

Strong Slavic/Hungarian sperm: Kurva!
Weak sperm Westoid retard: *Kurwa
Strong Slavic/Hungarian sperm: Shut the fuck up retarded Westoid.

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Article 5

The big red button in the Polish PM's office, ready to be pressed at a moment's notice when a Russian soldier farts over the border

-Sir! A Russian soldier has accidentally pissed over the border!
-Very well, initiate article 5
-Are you sure sir? Once the genie is out of the bottle, we can't put him back in.
*Tanc a lelek starts playing*

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Elite: Dangerous

When you personally narrate your personal narrative while personally narrating how you personally narrated your first personal narrative

Yesterday I played Elite: Dangerous and personally narrated all of my personal narrative about personally narrating personal narrative

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