Munge

You're girlfriend dies and after a week of the greiving process you and a friend go and steal her corpse. Because you want to be together forever. So first you sew all of her orfices, so her ass, eyes, vagina, and mouth. Then you leave her outside for about a week. If you're lucky it'll be in the summer were it's warmer.

Then on a crisp cool night you goto the body. Get in the oral position cut open her vagina. Have your buddy step on her stomach. Then eat up what comes out.

Friend: do you want to go grab a bite to eat?

Me: no I'm still full from all the munge from last night.