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From the Latin Masturbare: to disturb or confuse, and Manstuprare: to defile and stupify with one's own hand (Manus).
Masturbation is the act of trying to gain sexual gratification from one's own genitals without a sexual partner. In our current society, we fail to see what the act of self pleasure really is. It is bred out of isolation and selfishness.
Our current culture has sold and commodified Sexuality, spreading the idea that Masturbation is natural. Do whatever you would like. I am not forcing you to take my position, but if you would like to know more then continue reading.
In the book 'Think and Grow Rich' by Napoleon Hill, Hill speaks on the power of what he calls Sexual Transmutation. Basically, he had found that men of great success learn to 'transmute' their Sexual energy aka "horniness" into their work or some other venture. Your Sexual energy is in fact very, very powerful. After all, it has the very power to create and bring another human being into this world, Just think what it could create if it was properly harnessed...
I'll end this giant wall of text I made with a few notable names of those who have practiced Sexual Transformation; Muhammad Ali(World Champion Boxer), Terry Crews(Actor), C. S. Lewis(Writer), Ralph Waldo Emerson(Writer), Sir Isaac Newton(Physicist), Sigmund Freud(Psychologist), Nikola Tesla(Inventor), Carl Jung(Psychologist), Steve Jobs(Apple), Mike Tyson(Boxer), Miles Davis(Famous Jazz musician), Abraham Lincoln and many many more
Marxism is the 'Masturbation' of Ideologies,
all it does is leave you feeling cold and empty inside...
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The energy you lose from Masturbation and Sex.
Now go read 'Think and Grow Rich' by Napoleon Hill because Urban dictionary erased my original definition :)
Damn man... I was so overcome by lust that I spent all my Sexual energy Masturbating! Now I won't be able to create anything worthwhile...
Welp, Guess I'll just get wasted and fuck off some more, Literally and metaphorically!
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That gross dry bits of presumably food particles left over when your dish washer fails it's job as a machine.
Jon: Hey George, is the dishwasher clean?
Geogre: Yeah, I just did the dishes a while ago.
Jon: (Picks up a cup) *peers inside* Ohhh Fuck gross, there's Skelofree all over this!
An exclamation used to throw someone off your trail. Can be used for frustration or for comedic timing and effect!
Jerry: yo guys I went to the store and dis lady say we only take card not cash... BITCSTOKAPISS!
Paul: lmao dude wtf is wrong with you..?
you scare me somtimes... did I ever tell you that?
1. 50's slang for a man's soulmate.
2. A blonde girl with matching light brown eyes
3. A sweet girl, who is kind, forgiving and nurturing.
Arin: Woah, Can you believe she stayed up at that hospital all night to make sure Freddy was okay?
Dan: Yeah, I can believe it. Man, she's some 'Honey Girl' that's for sure <3
The public act of using your phone to avoid eye contact with strangers and thus, social interaction. It is a bit anti-social, but we have all done it at some point or another. It is especially visible at night while people walk past strangers.
Diana: omg look! that man's moving closer to us.
Maria: It'll be fine, just pull out your 'light mask' and keep walking.