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South Jersey

South Jersey is pretty much anything south of I-195. It's Jerzy not Joizy, hoagie not sub, pork roll not tailored ham, wooder not water, and jimmies not sprinkles. Taxes are cheaper, and Wawa reigns supreme. We're home to America's playground, Atlantic City, and the shore, not beach, shore. We hate North Jersey, and we know that we should be the 51st state. The only thing North and South have in common is Jersey attitude.

South Jersey is way better then North Jersey, oh sorry, North "Joizy" because North "Joizy" sucks tailored ham (or pork roll so everyone can understand).

by Radioactive Llama September 9, 2014

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