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A show that is horrifically innacurate and contains mind-numbingly bad acting, yet is shockingly entertaining every week. All the people who hate on the OC are wannabe non-conformists who rebel against anything "mainstream" and go slit their wrists at night. Stop trying to be cool. We all know you secretly watch it.
Non-Conformist: How can you watch that piece of trash show the OC! It has blonde people and ample amounts of cleavge so I must rebel against it!
Me: Oh ya. It was pretty cool when Seth and Zack had a fight last episode
Non-Conformist: OMG! Ya totally I was so shocked, I mean-...uh, I don't watch that. *sigh*
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same as a booty call, a date with the sole purpose of having sex/fucking
I had a really great fuckdate last night.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.
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1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes
"Damn girl you know I am a video hofessional now, so I can afford Hennesy and Alize!"
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A blonde cum-guzzling bitch, with absolutely NO body, NO talent and NO personality. An absolue butterface...a buttereverything actually. Which begs me to ask...How in the world did this stupid whore become famous?
Paris: Hi my name is Paris. I look like the love child Mr. Ed and Malfoy from Harry Poter. But I am still famous
Random Dude 1: Hey you're ugly. But fuck me anyways
Paris: Okay...but it'll cost you 5 bucks
Random Dude 1: Damn biatch who do you think you are! I banged Britney for free!
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Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortuantley, most male brains reside in their penile regions
"That girl has a foot long tongue, I bet she gives great brain!"
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A female who will do anything for a bottle of Smirnoff. The alcowhore is usually found lurking around college campuses (which is ironic because she is usually illiterate and borderline retarded). The typical alcowhore attire consists of halter top and jeans/mini skirt that are 2 sizes too small and result in a muffin top or hungry jack. The alchowhore can be attractive or hideous, their looks are irrelevant to their greedy, sllor-worthy behavior. The alcowhore is a cheapskate mooch and uses her feminine wiles to dupe equally retarded males into giving them free drinks. Does this sound like you or someone you know? Since 62.3% of all college girls are alcowhore take this simple test to find out.
You Know You're an Alcowhore If:
1. Someone owes you 50 bucks. Instead they give you 6-pack of Smirnoff Ice. You think this is fair payment
2. You have sucked a dick for a shot...come on don't lie
3. You have made out with other girls to get drinks. Contrary to popular belief, this is not hot, or cool. This is alchowhorism at it's finest.
4. You have a collection of empty liquor bottles in your bookcase, but can't find your textbooks.
5. You wake up very confused in a futon with 2 hairy men wrapped around nd spot a half-empty bottle of Cap Mo's on the floor. The fact that you were quite possibly raped doesnt bother you...you got free Cap Mo's!!
6. You never have paid for a drop of liquor in your life. Yet you are plastered 80% of the week.
If you have answered yes to 2 or more of these questions. you are an alcowhore. Get treatment before you spread your disease to the other tanoerxic hoes you call your friends
OG Whore: OMG, lets like go to the Sig Ep house and get drunk
New Whore on the Block: But however will we get liquor? We are underaged and broke? Must we buy fake IDs?
OGW: Fuck that shit. You have boobs dont you? Now lets go to work
The Alcowhores travels from dorm to dorm depleting the campus's liquor supply on room at a time. THE END!!
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A fart that has been spent. E.g a fart that is no longer available
Man that was a spent fart, I couldn't smell nothing